Add to the Awesomest Story of Stories!

Yeah. I was looking back on my blog, and I found a post where everyone was adding to a story that I started. (: And I wanna continue it. So feel free to add to the story. Just comment to add. And I have to approve it first, so make sure its appropiate.

Enjoy.

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Once lived a puny man.

He was a very selfish man, who wanted all the power in the universe.

but the only problem stopping him from getting that power was that he was the size of a pea

He decided on eating a fish which…. 

tried to eat the man instead.

And he commonly does the chicken dance.

He drops the fish which bites his

vinathi: neck. And he never gets to take over the world. Ydoggy: butt. Then he got mad and screamed.

He gets mad and tries to

hit me because I had the fish bite his

face too, and wanted to eat a cookie.

He made a witch make him the biggest man in the universe, and got more revenge on things that made him mad.

But people laughed at him saying he was a big fat guy. His name was…

Mr. Fatpumpkinman.

Mr. Fatpumpkinman yelled and kicked me out of his house But someone stole my watch so I went too

McDonalds.

But the witch forgot to tell him that to not get angry so much.

*BOOM* Mr. Fatpumpkinman was still fat but he was tiny.

Then he got angry so much that he becam smaller and small and smaller and smaller as tiny as a germ. He still weighed a ton tho. :S

So he went to Jenny Craig

And made someone punch him in the face with a

muffin, which caused him to dance.

Then he wished on a star and came normal size and I knock on his door to see if my watch is there and he answers

“WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR, THIS IS MY HOUSE GET OFF MY PROPERTY”! and he slammed the door in my face.Then

I made a pie. I knocked on the door again then i threw the pie at his

face. Then he ate it off his face and said

“BOO, YOU STINK!”

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Oh, and it dosen’t have to make sense. But try to let it make sense. Like…uh..don’t do:

“He walked around and stepped on a…

He kicked the rock. “

Cya!

~kka2297♫

Update: Okay, this might be a little confusing. If there’s two sentences in the same line, you can choose either one to read the story with.

EX: “vinathi: neck. And he never gets to take over the world. Ydoggy: butt. Then he got mad and screamed.”

You can choose either one (you dont have to comment which one you choose…) and then continue reading the story.